Protect the G – Security Guard – Qualifications: Ability to stand tall and erect for several hours, ability to protect yard markers from being moved or stolen. Ok, so they’re really not protecting the yard makers it just looks that way. They’re protecting the field so no crazed fan runs on it. Thus, one must be able to run and tackle someone in a single bound. I can run. Tackle? I’m sure with a little practice I could do it.